ladymalstroemart:

And here it is, a neat little reblog-friendly overview of my commission prices!

These prices are highly negotiable. The price for your commission will vary based on number of characters and complexity in terms of background/composition/level of detail. I will happily draw both fan art and original characters, provided details/references on the fandoms or characters I’m not personally familiar with. Nothing is off limits!

To contact me, simply send an email to hannah.elstrom[at]gmail.com, or send me an ask here. I will only accept payment through PayPal. 

Clearly commissioning me must mean that you are handsome and intelligent, and that everyone likes you. So get to it, sexy!~

(My finiancial situation at the moment is a bit bleak and I could really use some extra cash, so signal boosts are super welcome <3)

scribble-fox:

As most of my followers will know, I am an ftm transexual (often reffered to as transgendered person or transguy) and I am doing my best to transition to a point where I am comfortable enough in my body.

It is a particularly unpleasant thing to grow up being told you…

Speaking of Varric, I am not at all ashamed to admit that I want to roll around in his tunic. The colors! The geometric shapes! The chest hair panel! Look at it. LOOK AT IT. Feast your eyes upon it and despair, if you’re me, because the closest I ever came to sewing was that time I sewed puffy cloth onto a grey pillow I made in home ec and called it a stormy sky. There’s no way I could even know where to begin. But still.

Still.

W-WANT.

Reblogging for my own fill, and, yes, the voices

As an opener, missl0nelyhearts’s voice meme works better than the flailing and giggling I had planned, though I’m not counting it out yet.

If I might digress, I’d like to address why I chose this meme for my first post (and you’ll have to forgive me if it’s not as clear as I’d like, this is the fourth or fifth time I’ve had to write this out, now, and I’m starting to forget what words mean).

To address that, though, I’ll have to talk about fandom, and the Internet, and what that means on a personal level. Because as many jokes as there are about the intarwebs causing the decay of modern society into a distopian future where no one knows how to relate to one another and dogs and cats live together, it’s… Odd, isn’t it?

Because that’s not true, and it never really way. There’s this dichotomy there. An intimacy involved in putting yourself out there on the Internet, in seeing someone else put themselves out there, too.

Let me put this another way-

It’s probably safe to assume that everyone here admired someone on tumblr before they created their blog, right? Of course. Maybe you were linked there, or someone reblogged that one gif of Picard facepalming. Whatever. Point is, you were interested enough to take a look, and you kept on looking. Because somewhere between the first post and the second, or the fifth, or the tenth, that person did something that made you start.

It wasn’t intentional. Maybe a phrase jumped out at you in a fic, or there was this beam of light in a picture that keeps making you scroll back up to see it, again and again and again. It wasn’t intentional. They didn’t mean to, didn’t notice they’d done it, but somewhere along the way they became something more than they were, those preconceptions and syllables and bits of code that made up an idea of a person.

Now they’re something else.

Something pressed up against your chest, in that spot behind your ribs where smiles and things with wings go, and it’s natural as breathing to scroll to the bottom of the page and load more posts.

TLDR: that’s fandom. That’s humanity, point of fact, even —especially— at a remove, and I thought this meme would be a lovely way of giving even a small piece of that feeling back to the people who inspired it. So thank you, missl0nelyhearts, and thank you, spicyshimmy, for making me smile. This is for you.

impressioniste:

ghostdrive:

asha-greyjoy:

brogigayo:

micswagger:

Try your name and post what you get.

HARPOONLIKE SEA

um

LADYLIKE, RED HOT SEMEN

can’t make this shit up

EASIER RANDY

with my patronymic (not a middle name but it’s on my birth certificate) it’s

SEXIER OVARY AND AN ADRENAL

which is

yeah

THE ZANY, DARK HEN

omg crying. with my middle name: KEEN HOT ZANY HINDRANCE

———

My full name results in: CRAZIER, VEHEMENT HALO

Sleazier, wicked lech. Sounds like the sort of epitaph one says with a sigh, or possibly a dare.

With my middle name, though —wheezier, academic killers? One of Stephen Lynch’s superheroes, maybe?

This. This. This is exactly what goes through my head every time I try to articulate why I prefer Dragon Age II to the first game, especially with the whys and the wherefoes about story and what, exactly, returning to the Dragon Age I model of having multiple main characters to pick from would mean to the story as a narrative. Except. You know. All articulate, with the words and the feelings.

Oh, and the Carver. Of course.

So, thank you for that, really.

flutiebear:

In which Flutie rambles and rambles and rambles (really, did you think she’d do anything else?) about her secret obsessions with Gilgamesh and alien sex; why she has all the feels for Carver; and why she really wants to traipse around a Nevarran necropolis.

Directions: Reblog this meme with a voice recording of your answers!

1. What is your real name and tumblr user name?

2. This is your chance for shameless self promotion: name a blog you run aside from your main blog (if you do, if not, name someone else’s you know of) that EVERYONE NEEDS TO FUCKING FOLLOW!!! :D

3. Name some of your favorite things!

4. So, tell us about yourself? Hometown, job, school, pets?

5. Dragon Age! What drew you into the fandom!? Is it any one thing, or a multitude of little things all culminating together?

6. Who’s your main squeeze in Dragon Age? Tell us about why you love them so much.

7. You’d rather join: Mages or Templars?

8. Better pet: Mabari or Nug?

9. You’d rather play: Human, Dwarf, or Elf?

10. Should the Qunari be a playable race?

11. Give us some ideas about what you’re hoping for in Dragon Age 3!!!

12. Give us some ideas about what you DON’T want in Dragon Age 3!!!

13. Say the following words: Kocari Wilds, Vashedan, Deep Roads, Staff, Salroka, Savant, Codex, Thedas, Abomination, Genlock, Hurlock, Darkspawn’s Tainted Buttcrack, Fade, Circle of Magi, Shaperate, MAKER NO!, Revenant, First Enchanter, Grand Cleric, Achantersayswhat?

14. Repeat 13. Just kidding, actually, read the following lines:

“Andraste’s dimpled Buttcheeks”

“Ah, the Blooming Rose. Where people come… then go.”

“Is it fate or chance? I can never decide.”

“Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I’m drawing the line. Darkspawn or no.”

“That’s all history is; the best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine.”

“You’ll have to go through me.”

“May I rest my head on your bosom? I wish to cry.”

myjusticecake:

rhiannon42:

sometimescoherent, this is all your fault.

Silly and probably NSFW. With apologies and love to the person who originally provided Justice’s line.

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AHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh man. *wipes tear*